Post by smiley on May 22, 2007 22:48:22 GMT 7
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night
10.3, Football 5.0, Golf 7.5, Barhopping 6.9 & Racing 3.6 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed
by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It
is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support- Homeless. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving
the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate additional software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE, because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. The downside is that it also comes with a
sub-program called Spend It 12.9 that can not be deleted. Watch this
program VERY carefully, or you will have to refer to your manual again under 2nd
Job
- Mobile Home - Collecting Cans.
Be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
Recommend Flowers 2.1, Vacations 8.4 and Diamonds 5.0 WARNING!!! DO
NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3 or Babysitter 17.0 These applications are not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system and your personal hard drive.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night
10.3, Football 5.0, Golf 7.5, Barhopping 6.9 & Racing 3.6 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed
by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It
is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support- Homeless. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving
the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate additional software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE, because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. The downside is that it also comes with a
sub-program called Spend It 12.9 that can not be deleted. Watch this
program VERY carefully, or you will have to refer to your manual again under 2nd
Job
- Mobile Home - Collecting Cans.
Be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
Recommend Flowers 2.1, Vacations 8.4 and Diamonds 5.0 WARNING!!! DO
NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3 or Babysitter 17.0 These applications are not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system and your personal hard drive.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
